I am Me. I love you.
I know there’s no way I can convince you this is not one of their tricks, but I don’t care. I am me. My name is Valerie. I don’t think I’ll live much longer and I wanted to tell someone about my life. This is the only autobiography that I will ever write and, God, I’m writing it on toilet paper. I was born in Nottingham in 1985. I don’t remember much of those...
i'm gonna get pizza. that's final